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Facebook status update of the week!

OKay, its weekend and YAY! I’ve been waiting for this… πŸ˜€

Today’s gonna be all about smiles, So i came across this update on facebook and it won a place in ”Hilarious status update of the week”! Have fun… πŸ™‚

REAL NAME;- Jean Smith

NICKNAME;- Smarty (Yeah, very smart)

HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up
and down
mountain everest (oooo :O sweet!)

MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and
broke its neck,
skinned a crocodile alive, held mybreathe
under water for
2months,3weeks,6hours,5mins,45
seconds….. Traveled
round the world in a day… Etc (Note: ETC… There’s more)

GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven to
charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
male to land on
the sun (OMG, he’s so ….)

SILLIEST THING I’VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of
plastic
fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn’t kill 100
bears
with a single punch though 99 died
instantly and
the last one is now an imbecile.

PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra
died after
biting me and secondly, when i roasted a
dragon at my
backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don’t like
showing off. (Yeah, tell me just how much you hate it!) Lol…. πŸ™‚

Dont like showing off? What has he been doing all this while?
Lol…
Have a great weekend. πŸ™‚

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Author:

A little something about me! How about we go straight. Putting everything in written words, is definitely what i am obsessed with. Though i live in a world of science (a student of Chemistry/Biochemistry) which i also do love a lot too but when science runs wild and gets complicated, i run to my world of art to get things back in shape... to get my head a little less entangled in the web of science. Lets say i just love to maintain a balance between the two and writing my thoughts helps a lot with that. So my interest in blogging is built on my love for writing, everything goes down in written words. I say I write anything write able; from shorts articles to books (mostly fictional...) I love poetry, inspiring articles and short stories, nature, funny quotes and photos, everything that's gotta do with worthy creativity! Like i said, its all in words, my experience, life lessons and thoughts will be going here. If it turns out poetic, that'll be perfect! Sending positive and hopeful signals to a needing heart and restoring smiles to a grief stricken face gives breath and life it self... so my life literally can only be described as fulfilling when I am of positive help to others. If people could get the feelings attached to my written words, that'll be a job well done for me, So i am looking forward to that! I wrote once that what the poet's pen has written down, carries a lot more that the seeming words scribbled down on the surface, its deeper than you think, its sublime... it carries more than you can imagine... i think that's what i am about! Meeting and learning literally from new people is a dream come true, i hope i'd get that from you. I might never have the right words in a difficult phase but scorn vs being will definitely be pacific! Hey! The name is Jameelah! Thanks for the visit and looking forward to what Fate has in store for me and you! :)