OKay, its weekend and YAY! I’ve been waiting for this… 😀
Today’s gonna be all about smiles, So i came across this update on facebook and it won a place in ”Hilarious status update of the week”! Have fun… 🙂
REAL NAME;- Jean Smith
NICKNAME;- Smarty (Yeah, very smart)
HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up
mountain everest (oooo :O sweet!)
MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and
broke its neck,
skinned a crocodile alive, held mybreathe
under water for
round the world in a day… Etc (Note: ETC… There’s more)
GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven to
phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
male to land on
the sun (OMG, he’s so ….)
SILLIEST THING I’VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of
fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn’t kill 100
with a single punch though 99 died
the last one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra
biting me and secondly, when i roasted a
dragon at my
backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don’t like
showing off. (Yeah, tell me just how much you hate it!) Lol…. 🙂
Dont like showing off? What has he been doing all this while?
Have a great weekend. 🙂