40 Hilarious Quotes that made my day! :D

We’ve had way too many straight-faced poems going here,
time for a good laugh!
I came across this quotes, i dont know but kindda funny though, or is it just me??

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you
should make lemonade… And try to find
somebody whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
Ron White

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and
becoming a cabdriver.
Zach Galifianakis

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing
moves?
Robin Williams

A day without sunshine is like, you know,
night.
Steve Martin

Between two evils, I always pick the one I
never tried before.
Mae West

When you are courting a nice girl an hour
seems like a second. When you sit on a red-
hot cinder a second seems like an hour.
That’s relativity.
Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and
human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the
universe.
Albert Einstein

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two
choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that
would triple its value every year. I told him,
“At my age, I don’t even buy green
bananas.”
Claude Pepper

The first time I sang in the church choir; two
hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen

The day I made that statement, about the
inventing the internet, I was tired because
I’d been up all night inventing the
Camcorder.
Al Gore

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies; nothing
annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Always end the name of your child with a
vowel, so that when you yell the name will
carry.
Bill Cosby

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I
realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Everybody knows how to raise children,
except the people who have them.
P. J. O’Rourke

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to
be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

Anyone who says he can see through
women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat
anything that can have children.
David Brenner

All generalizations are false, including this
one.
Mark Twain

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As
you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams

My fake plants died because I did not
pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you
ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton

People who think they know everything are
a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius
and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring.
Marilyn Monroe

Some government workers are dedicated
and work hard, but most of them are just
waiting to retire.
Wanda Syke

There are only three things women need in
life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

Fashions have done more harm than
revolutions.
Victor Hugo

All the candy corn that was ever made was
made in 1911.
Lewis Black

If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make
one of them pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

Everything that used to be a sin is now a
disease.
Bill Maher

A James Cagney love scene is one where he
lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope

First the doctor told me the good news: I
was going to have a disease named after
me.
Steve Martin

It’s amazing that the amount of news that
happens in the world every day always just
exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with
Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Today you are You, that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
Dr. Seuss

Have a good day! 😀 😀 😀

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Funny Phone Conversations, Facebook Status Updates; ”she actually thought it was the google search box!”

A collection of Facebook status updates, Hilarious phone conversations, random funny pics in my humor folder… 😀
happy viewing!

Foxylimah
Foxy what??… 😀

Forgtn fone
Hello?? Knock Knock… The phone’s in your house!

Oooowww! Funny
:O :O :O 😀

Susan busted
You’re gonna get the hard version of ”The Talk” with your mum, have fun!

Mum- rack
I love that mum!

funny-facebook-its-pride
Oh! It was not suppose to be like that… Lol

funny-facebook-bad-friends
Lol, I love twilight too you know… Maybe a she-werewolf 😎

funny-facebook-wrong-box
Wake up call??? Just tell me the story!
You can never tell what people search for on the web… 😀

Awesomist-Mom-Ever fb
You know i really that pic… 😀
very strong mum!

funny52_001
Oh yes he does, ”Beware of dogs” it says…. 😎

funny-pictures-auto-comics-mrlovenstein-387495
OMG! He’s gonna die growing beards… Lol
any drugs to slow puberty down??

Smart phone owned
Two years sweetheart?? You’ve been busy, we need to talk!

Ready fr d wkend
Ready or Not,
Have a great weekend! 🙂

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Just random hilarious photos in my humor folder… :D

Okay, this should be hilarious or atleast put a smile on, but it get even harder to concentrate when i have this two conflicting images in my head!

Here’s is it, whenever i publish a new post, i usually see this two people,

1, this big guy with a goatee, maybe has a big belly too, his legs on the table, a pop corn in his hands, (he’s not watching a movie or something) taking’em one by one into his mouth… Then he sees my posts and scoffs ”attention seeker!”

2, a lady, probably in her 30s, with her shades, wrinkles are making their way just as i did in high school,
but she’s got the cutest smile. When ever she sees my posts she says ”Oh, Newbie, my support will do!”

Hey, no hard feelings attached okay, actually i learned from wordpress as well, like knowing that there is no need for make-ups when logging in for a webinar!
Have fun viewing the photos!

English tchr
Oh yes you are! I just heard you say that out loud… 🙂
”Nice meeting we”

Great dad
Is it just me or that dad is way too intelligent for the kid,
How about CPU ??

Manual for women
Yeah, start reading lets see if you’ll finish that in a life time, btw Vol 2 will be published soon, happy reading! 🙂

Selfie
I hope there is network in the belly too, i’d really like to see how the inside looks and updates on the digestion processes, you know biology right??… 🙂
use a good camera pls!

teacher ruler
Hey teacher! You’re the other too, its just logical to ask which of the two!

A grin or a Smile?? Have a great day! 🙂

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Amazing Hand Arts!

My addiction to creativity brought me to walk down the Art Lane and i definitely wasn’t in vain.

I came across this piece of work, and they are so amazing!
Art is simply beautiful and artists are taking it to the next Level. Happy viewing!

hand-art-leopard
Just how beautiful is this piece of Art?

handart-tiger
Just Beautiful!

ATT_Italy_ 013
How about this bridge??

hand-art-eagle-2hands
I’ve got some flying to do… Lol

I know all of’em are great but I love the last One more, The Eagle…
Some words for the Artist! Share your views.

Posted in Funny Updates/Quotes, Teens Lane

Facebook status update of the week!

OKay, its weekend and YAY! I’ve been waiting for this… 😀

Today’s gonna be all about smiles, So i came across this update on facebook and it won a place in ”Hilarious status update of the week”! Have fun… 🙂

REAL NAME;- Jean Smith

NICKNAME;- Smarty (Yeah, very smart)

HOBBIES;- collecting teeth from live lions,
catching bullets bare hands, jogging up
and down
mountain everest (oooo :O sweet!)

MY RECORD;- fought with a dinosaur and
broke its neck,
skinned a crocodile alive, held mybreathe
under water for
2months,3weeks,6hours,5mins,45
seconds….. Traveled
round the world in a day… Etc (Note: ETC… There’s more)

GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS;- went to heaven to
charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
male to land on
the sun (OMG, he’s so ….)

SILLIEST THING I’VE DONE;- Ate a bowl of
plastic
fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARASSING MOMENT;- couldn’t kill 100
bears
with a single punch though 99 died
instantly and
the last one is now an imbecile.

PROUDEST MOMENTS;- Firstly, when a cobra
died after
biting me and secondly, when i roasted a
dragon at my
backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME;- I really don’t like
showing off. (Yeah, tell me just how much you hate it!) Lol…. 🙂

Dont like showing off? What has he been doing all this while?
Lol…
Have a great weekend. 🙂